January 2011
goodnight.
fabulous and immune to your judgment: I do not... →
ah-shuh-lee:
Gonna start a novel, like right the fuck now. It will be called
Fragile Spine Valentine
Picture it:
A woman is in a wheelchair, she is blind and half deaf.
A dude is like a lifeguard or some shit, shallow with no brains.
(NOT to be played by Channing Tatum)
How they meet:
Lifeguard is…
This is more perfect than it should be…
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Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.
– (via klvrabs)
my top three sexual fantasies
ankhesenamun:
sex in a church
sex in a grocery store
sex against a hotel window.
graayson:
Is it weird to drink redbull in the shower?
“I was, um, a yoga instructor who had an enormous penis and couldn’t stop self-fellatiating which is something every actor should play at some point.”
—Misha Collins, on his role on Nip/Tuck.
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