January 2012
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nursejoey:
my new year’s resolution is to ball so hard mothafuckers wanna fine me
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, CSTers!!!!
calmdownsarabi:
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teramerapyar:
Yeah but seriously, check your numbers before you text. Like two years ago, I meant to text my boyfriend ‘I haven’t got any condoms, did you buy any?’ and instead I sent it to my biology professor. I WANTED TO DIE.
Yeah I was talking shit about my ex and I texted it to her. Most mortifying moment of my life.
You actually kept her number?
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teramerapyar:
Yeah but seriously, check your numbers before you text. Like two years ago, I meant to text my boyfriend ‘I haven’t got any condoms, did you buy any?’ and instead I sent it to my biology professor. I WANTED TO DIE.
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teramerapyar:
Some random number texted to me ‘I want to be your sex slave’ so I responded ‘please submit your curriculum vitae and my secretary will be in touch within ten days with regard to filling this position.’
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veiled-criticism:
thinking about watching downtown abbey
now that pan am is rumored to be cancelled, i can add another vintage whtppl show to my watch list
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doctordude:
wiz khalifa is the skinniest rapper i think i’ve ever seen
i bet you could sneeze and he’d just topple over
hey wiz
yaaaaa
achoo
People wear denim jean shorts to the beach?
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